Good morning!
paulftompkins:


FURIOUS my dry cleaner uses the hacky “WE ❤OUR CUSTOMERS” instead of this exquisiteosity on their hanger cozies. FANCY YET ANONYMOUS DRY CLEANER! Whoever you are, you have my business from now on! Stay alive, no matter what occurs! I WILL FIND YOU! (at Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre)


A) SHIT YEAH THAT IS THE CLASSIEST EFFING HANGER I’VE FREAKING SEEN
B) This is a good time to inform all my friends who haven’t heard of Paul F. Tompkins yet that Paul F. Tompkins exists, and is delightful, and has many humorous things to say, including on the subject of peanut brittle.
YOU’RE WELCOME.

paulftompkins:

FURIOUS my dry cleaner uses the hacky “WE ❤OUR CUSTOMERS” instead of this exquisiteosity on their hanger cozies. FANCY YET ANONYMOUS DRY CLEANER! Whoever you are, you have my business from now on! Stay alive, no matter what occurs! I WILL FIND YOU! (at Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre)

A) SHIT YEAH THAT IS THE CLASSIEST EFFING HANGER I’VE FREAKING SEEN

B) This is a good time to inform all my friends who haven’t heard of Paul F. Tompkins yet that Paul F. Tompkins exists, and is delightful, and has many humorous things to say, including on the subject of peanut brittle.

YOU’RE WELCOME.

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